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Church Introduces Breakaway Stained Glass Windows For Introverts To Use During Sharing Of The Peace
17+ hour, 35+ min ago (30+ words) SPRINGFIELD, MO — St. Luke's Lutheran Church of Springfield updated all of its sanctuary's stained-glass windows with "breakaway glass" for introverts to use during the sharing of the peace....
11 Most Effective Punishments For Parents To Use On Their Gen Alpha Kids
18+ hour, 31+ min ago (41+ words) Every generation is unique, and parents of Gen Alpha kids are quickly learning that the world has changed quite a bit over these past few decades. The punishments of yesteryear simply don't work on kids today. But don't lose hope,…...
WNBA Subreddit Bans Any Mention Of 'Women"
19+ hour, 24+ min ago (22+ words) U.S. — The online Reddit community of WNBA fans announced that it had officially banned any and all mention of "women."...
New 'X-Men' Movie Expected To Flop As They Went Woke And Made Storm Black
20+ hour, 40+ min ago (31+ words) U.S. — Entertainment industry insiders predicted that the upcoming Marvel Studios X-Men reboot would flop after the producers chose to go woke and make the character "Storm" an African-American woman....
Mormon Teen Takeover Leaves Three New Houses Built For Homeless
21+ hour, 12+ min ago (32+ words) PROVO, UT — A mob of local Mormon teenagers engaging in the popular internet trend of staging a "takeover" reportedly left three new houses built for the homeless in its wake....
Faith In Humanity Instantly Restored By Kids’ Lemonade Stand
1+ day, 22+ hour ago (26+ words) FRISCO, TX — Local woman Samantha Johnson's faith in humanity was instantly restored this afternoon after she drove up to find neighborhood kids doing a lemonade stand....
Church Introduces Hogwarts Sorting Hat To Identify Your Spiritual Gifts
3+ day, 3+ hour ago (22+ words) HOUSTON, TX — Local church Crestview Methodist reportedly introduced a fun new "sorting hat" to identify the spiritual gifts of members....
Oh, Crap: Government Threatens To Fix Something
3+ day, 3+ hour ago (15+ words) U.S. — Panic spread across the nation today after the federal government threatened to fix something....
‘C' From ‘Coexist’ Sticker Arrested For Running Over Other Letters With A Truck
3+ day, 19+ hour ago (37+ words) NEW YORK, NY — A portion of downtown New York was closed on Friday after the "C" from the now famous "COEXIST" bumper sticker reportedly ran over the other letters with a U-Haul truck....
After Observing Adam For Two Minutes, God Decides Man's Going To Need A Helper
3+ day, 20+ hour ago (24+ words) EDEN — According to Heavenly sources, a final decision was made to provide a helper suitable for Adam after observing him for just two minutes....