17+ hour, 37+ min ago  (236+ words) JERUSALEM " A Pharisee by the name of Ahaziah asked his fellow scribes if it was normal for the temple curtain to suddenly and spontaneously rip in half from top to bottom. The incident occurred on the afternoon of the day…...

17+ hour, 44+ min ago  (202+ words) SPACE " In accordance with Canadian law, the crew of NASA's Artemis II mission successfully euthanized Canadian astronaut Jeremy Hansen after discovering he'd suffered a light bruise during takeoff. Artemis II is NASA's first mission to the moon since 1972. A truly…...

18+ hour, 46+ min ago  (268+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. " Similar to the reaction of umpires to Major League Baseball's adoption of its new "Automated Ball-Strike System" to challenge calls, the United States Supreme Court has denounced the new "Automated Bench Scrutiny" system implemented to determine whether they decided…...

17+ hour, 58+ min ago  (233+ words) If you're gearing up to attend Easter service at a megachurch, you're in for an exciting Sunday. The Babylon Bee has surveyed megachurches across America to come up with the following list of events coming your way to celebrate Christ's…...

21+ hour, 13+ min ago  (120+ words) PROVO, UT " Local woman Denise Stanford expressed concern that her husband, Mike, had yet to begin even thinking about her August 26th birthday. Despite Stanford dropping several hints that her birthday was just four months away, her husband had shown no…...

1+ day, 16+ hour ago  (185+ words) It's been all the buzz in the media this week, but only The Babylon Bee has the actual details about the features of President Trump's new White House ballroom. Sneak Peek: A Look At The Features Of Trump's White House…...

1+ day, 17+ hour ago  (249+ words) CAPE CANAVERAL, FL " Russell Patrick has been doing the same job for NASA for over 50 years, though he's gotten little recognition despite the essential service he provides. "I don't need praise," Patrick says. "I just need to know our men…...

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1+ day, 18+ hour ago  (196+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. " President Donald Trump announced on Thursday that after careful evaluation, he had determined that Attorney General Pam Bondi was "not quite hot enough" to be this incompetent at her job. Trump: Pam Bondi 'Not Quite Hot Enough' To Be…...

2+ day, 19+ hour ago  (278+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. " After scandalous photos surfaced online of her husband Bryon, former Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem reportedly asked him if there was anything he'd like to get off his chest. Kristi Noem Asks Husband If There's Anything He…...