8+ hour, 33+ min ago   (1236+ words) Happy Monday, Morning Briefing readers! Unfortunately, Kruiser is off testifying before an HOA about a rotisserie chicken incident. The weird part is that it isn't even his HOA. Don't ask me why because no one tells me anything around here....

2+ day, 14+ hour ago   (327+ words) Most people who visit Nazi concentration camps say that they cannot believe anyone could have ever committed such atrocities. But one North Carolina Democrat decided she would love to see her political opponents suffering in one of the most infamous…...

3+ day, 20+ hour ago   (1234+ words) Bribery has a bad PR problem. Have you noticed that? Whenever we hear about bribery in the news, it’s always something negative. Nobody says anything good about bribery. But y’know, when you stop and think about it, bribery is a…...

3+ day, 22+ hour ago   (565+ words) Every major social/political movement over the last 125 years has inevitably split in two because of ambition, policy, tactical disagreements, and personality conflicts. The Bolsheviks ultimately seized power during the October Revolution of 1917, establishing the foundation for the Soviet government…...

3+ day, 23+ hour ago   (879+ words) Welcome, all, to Thursday, Sept. 10, 2026. My calendar says today is World Suicide Prevention Day. If that's something touching your life or someone you love, the 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline is there at any hour — day or night. On the lighter side,…...

4+ day, 7+ hour ago   (759+ words) Happy Thursday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. The Sine Qua Non Sequitur is refereeing a full-contact Stratego tournament somewhere in one of the Dakotas. Seriously, I'm going to enjoy this ride for as long as I possibly can. The optics…...

4+ day, 11+ hour ago   (315+ words) Sen. John Fetterman (D-Pa.) is a Democrat. He’s a left-wing Democrat, too. His party is hoping to regain control of Congress so it can can stop Trump’s agenda and impeach him. Yet he actually spoke at the GOP’s midterm convention…...

4+ day, 23+ hour ago   (868+ words) An Axios blurb reflects the thinking of Democrats regarding the Republican midterm strategy of embracing Donald Trump rather than running away from him. "Two months before Election Day, Democrats can taste the House majority, provided two conditions hold: President Trump…...

5+ day, 8+ hour ago   (1023+ words) Happy Wednesday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. Zwoötybressk always was wary of what he felt were heightened levels of eagerness among fondue enthusiasts. There are a lot of reasons that I'm not writing off Gen Z, and we'll touch on…...

5+ day, 12+ hour ago   (376+ words) In Alaska, a state where ranked choice voting has already made the elections vulnerable and which could decide control of the United States Senate in the midterm election, two men named Dan Sullivan are running for Senate as Republicans. And…...