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Scientists Determine Ultra-Processed Foods Like Nacho Cheese Doritos Are Exceptionally Delicious, But More Extensive Testing And Many More Bags Are Needed To Draw A Final Conclusion
3+ week, 5+ day ago (32+ words) U.S. — Though a 10-year food study determined that ultra-processed foods like Doritos are exceptionally delicious, scientists cautioned that more extensive testing and many more bags were needed to draw a final conclusion....
Experts Believe Lindsay Clancy Case May Set Feminist Movement Back Decades, But There May Be Some Negative Effects As Well
2+ day, 22+ min ago (28+ words) U.S. — Experts speculated this week that the Lindsay Clancy trial had set the feminist movement back several decades, but warned that there could be negative effects as well....
New Data Center Built To Handle Influx Of Online Rants Against Data Centers
2+ week, 6+ day ago (26+ words) LANCASTER, PA — Local officials confirmed on Monday that a new data center had been constructed to handle the massive influx of online rants about data centers....
New 'X-Men' Movie Expected To Flop As They Went Woke And Made Storm Black
3+ week, 6+ day ago (31+ words) U.S. — Entertainment industry insiders predicted that the upcoming Marvel Studios X-Men reboot would flop after the producers chose to go woke and make the character "Storm" an African-American woman....
Numerous Casualties At Park In Bloody Turf War Between Tennis Players And Pickleballers
3+ week, 2+ day ago (32+ words) MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Authorities responded on Friday afternoon to an apparent turf war at Kenwood Park, where tennis players and pickleballers fought to the death over the right to use the park's facilities....
10 Reasons To Move To Ohio
2+ week, 6+ day ago (31+ words) People may think Ohio has nothing to offer, but they're wrong. It's still part of America, and that makes it one of the 50 best places in the world to live....
9 Signs You Belong To The Religion Of Peace
3+ week, 2+ day ago (27+ words) There are a lot of religions out there, but only one can be the religion of peace. How can you be sure you're on the right path?...
Father Puts Kids Up For Adoption After They Say 'UHF' Isn't Funny
2+ week, 6+ day ago (39+ words) PEORIA, IL — County officials said they would not stand in the way after local man Christopher P. Smith putting his children up for adoption after they told him the 1989 "Weird" Al Yankovic film UHF wasn't funny....
Apocalypse Draws Near As Last Remaining Universally Beloved Human Being Passes Away
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11 Most Effective Punishments For Parents To Use On Their Gen Alpha Kids
3+ week, 6+ day ago (41+ words) Every generation is unique, and parents of Gen Alpha kids are quickly learning that the world has changed quite a bit over these past few decades. The punishments of yesteryear simply don't work on kids today. But don't lose hope,…...